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I just really like guacamole and never brushing my hair.


Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’

The fog was moving so fast that I was completely engulfed by it and could barely see my hands seconds after this picture was taken.

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